I have fun by looking at rocks. No really... I'm doing my masters on them. But no soft-sediment crap. That's scum hiding the good stuff. In Calgary since Jan 4, 2006. I am now 92.4% closer to the mountains I love.

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

slacking, drinking, skiing, Bond, and squirrels.

Hello, vast readership of approximately three.

My term is complete! I took my 30 minute oral exam and proudly handed in my paper (18 days late, a new personal best) on Friday. Celebration began immediately, as I went to the grad lounge to pre-drink before the departmental Christmas party booze-up, which was excellent. I had about a dozen beers over the evening, and failed to drink enough water that night. I was drunk enough to forget if I made a complete ass of myself (which is likely), which is fine by me: I don't even want to know. The hangover on Saturday was not quite bad enough to prevent me from joining friends going to Sunshine Village for skiing, but was bad enough that I had to insist that Jason pull over and stop as quickly as he could at one point on the drive there. Powerade at lunchtime saved the day.

The skiing was fantastic. The mountain was virtually empty, the snow was 'decent' quality (counts as excellent quality back east) and the weatherwas perfect. It was between 0 and +5 or so all day, glorious! Plus the mountainous view is more impressive at Sunshine than any other ski hill I have ever been to; and the light through the thin clouds was incredible. I was kicking myself for not bringing my camera. I had rental skis which were virtually untouched because they replace them all at the beginning of each season, and were terrific. They carved like you wouldn't believe and I was amazed every time at their ability to turn sharply.

The most unexpected part of the day was on the last run, the ski-out to the parking lot, when against all odds I struck a small squirrel. The crazy creature basically fell down a tree on the right and bolted across the thin trail. It was most of the way across then doubled back. It would have made it back again too, but when almost off the trail it doubled back again. It froze just in front of me, then doubled back again, right into my left ski. I lifted it quickly but the impact was distinctly audible. Either not seriously injured or on adrenaline, it ran off in the other direction across the trail and into the woods, cutting across the woman behind me. She and I looked at each other, absolutely shocked. We were both lost for words. As I waited for my friends on the next rise I wondered if it was some sort of omen. Don't we have a deal with the squirrels?

Next day I got a much needed haircut and then went for roast-beef dinner with a (now graduated) doctoral student of my father's. There were five people there and the meal was excellent, although I felt conspicuously young by at least 10 years.

Then yesterday (Monday) I went to see Casino Royale. It is excellent, I've read the book (it's the first one Fleming wrote) and the film sticks fairly well to the plot in the book, with changes made to reflect that the Cold War is over. Craig's Bond fits much better with Fleming's decription of how he should look and behave than any prior Bond: much more cold, serious, and gritty than the suave pun-spewing Bonds of earlier films. He's like Timothy Dalton, although I wasn't a fan of Dalton.

They've rebooted the series (it's Bond's first mission as a double-O agent); and they're starting over with modern film technology and a revised concept of who Bond is and how he operates. It is actually rather refreshing, and it all seemed believable and tangible so long as you understand the departure from continuity in the series. I can't say I'm going to miss the cartoonish exploits of some prior Bond films, as I always found the more reasonable plots more entertaining (eg Goldfinger, Octopussy).

I think Craig works well as Bond, although his flappy ears are at times amusing to behold. He's also the most athletic Bond since Connery (although they didn't "show off" Connery like they have done with Craig; it's not obvious in those early films how built Connery was, he was in contention for Mr. Universe in 1953). I think I miss the flippancy and wit shown by the Bonds of Connery, Moore, and Brosnan, but regardless I think this is the best Bond since Goldeneye, and very possibly better.

The car (2007 Aston Martin DBS) is utterly amazing, and they do feature an iconic DB5 as well. But in a nice departure from the recent films, there are no missiles, machineguns, mortars, or howitzers in the car. Nor does it go invisible, although with no Q we don't get a rundown on the gadgetry, we only see the medkit including a portable defibrillator. The sound of the DBS engine was like hearing God himself. I can't wait till the Top Gear guys get their hands on one!

A couple of weeks here to organise my desk, book my probe time next term, and select what parts of what thin sections to zap with electrons. Home on the 21st (evening), but leaving for England on Christmas day (~9 pm from Halifax) and not back until the 3rd. Then I return to cowtown on the 7th. Hopefully this will be enough time to meet up with most of you at some point. Book now to avoid the rush!

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

If I have to listen to one more person saying "they've rebooted Bond" I think I will have to become an international terrorist and blow up the world. Seriously guys, let's make up our own metaphors for once. Or whatever the fuck you call these things. Anyway, this isn't really directed at you Grum; it's just that every bloody journalist in the world seems to have said this at one point or another over the past month.

And just wait...in fact, don't even do that, because before you know it all the little kids will pick it up and start talking about how they're rebooting their homework every time they make a mistake; eventually their parents will catch on, and being totally ignorant, will end up sitting in their drawing rooms discussing how they're thinking about rebooting thier shoes, only they're not quite sure if it's worth it, while English professors quietly choke to death on the incredible stupidity of the latest fashionable grammatical piracy.

So please, if it's not asking too much, be original, dammit.

4:02 PM, December 13, 2006

 
Blogger Grumball said...

What a pile of utter nonsense, j. As I was writing that bit I started with "restarted" and (truthfully) I tried out "redefined", "re-envisioned", "re-engineered", and "reconsidered"; "revised" is in there already. However, "rebooted" works so much better. They've "shut down" the pre-existing continuity (not that there was much, eg the reference in later ones to the fact that he was married once (in "On Her Majesty's Secret Service")), and started the series up again from the beginning, effectively wiping the memory.

I didn't read anyone else's reviews before the film because I wanted to go in with a fresh mind. I knew they'd be starting from the beginning again but I hadn't heard anyone use the term "reboot", I thought I was being original. Upon reading your comment I did some looking about and read the Wikipedia article on the film, and lo and behold the term is well defined:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reboot_%28continuity%29

In conclusion, simmer down and accept that your linguistic facism is uncalled for. English is a rich and varied tongue that is constantly changing, and the only source of intrigue for English profs (so far as I can see) is writing long-winded papers about the evolution of new terms and usages. However, if I ever start "rebooting" my shoes you have my permission to strike me with the blunt instrument of your choice.

4:33 PM, December 13, 2006

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahahaha...ok fair enough. I choose a kettle drum.

4:38 PM, December 13, 2006

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And now you've got four readers :) I found you through another person's blog and your style of writing fits my style of reading. So you're on my blogroll :)

8:25 AM, December 14, 2006

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Heavy

10:37 PM, December 14, 2006

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just noticed this: I live in a city that translates from Spanish to English as "cow town"...

8:32 AM, December 15, 2006

 

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